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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 10/12/2014 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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My girlfriend dragged me to her little sister's birthday party, and one of her sister's friends keeps following me everywhere, I think she likes me or something. She even sat in my lap, without asking if she could. She is only 14, so don't make any smart ass comments.

WTF''s wrong with kids, nowadays?

CB > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:22

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Set yourself on fire and throw yourself out a window. It's the only way.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > CB 10/12/2014 at 15:24

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Err...how would that, be helpful?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CB 10/12/2014 at 15:24

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EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:25

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tell your gf before that kid starts shouting that you touched her or some shit.

option B: roundhouse kick or tell her politely to stop :]

lol nah but for real, just tell your GF. This happens to me all the time, super uncomfortable.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:26

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Age isn't on the clock, too old for the cock...

only kidding

CB > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:27

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You wouldn't have to be at the birthday party anymore.

thebigbossyboss > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:28

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She won't sit on you if you're on fire.

dogisbadob > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:30

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looking forward to the comments

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:32

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My baby cousins do that to me all the time, especially the younger one (who's a toddler).They get a pass, since I don't often see them, and they are family.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 10/12/2014 at 15:32

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THIS

Big Bubba Ray > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:37

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Big Bubba Ray 10/12/2014 at 15:38

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That animation is perfect.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/12/2014 at 15:39

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Did your cousin also told you that she likes mature(crap, that's how you make a 28yo dude feel old) guys or that she masturbated when she went to the bathroom?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:40

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Dude, NO. That bitch must be trippin. Got to putta ho in her place. But seriously. Just tell her to fuck off in the most polite way you can.

Big Bubba Ray > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/12/2014 at 15:40

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I've been waiting too long to use it.

Spaceball-Two > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:44

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WTF?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Big Bubba Ray 10/12/2014 at 15:44

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Sir, this was a perfect time to use it. :)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:46

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Holy Shit. Tell her parents and run

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/12/2014 at 15:47

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When toddlers do it, its cute. When teens do it, its creepy

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 15:50

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They aren't here, and that's a good thing. Most parents can be such idiots, when it comes to their kids, lol.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 10/12/2014 at 15:51

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Since when did you become a rapper and when did it become 1996 again?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:53

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Well then, Tell someone in a position of authority

And Run

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > EL_ULY 10/12/2014 at 15:55

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That's because you hang around high schools, and instead of getting the senior year chicks, you get those in the freshman year.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 15:58

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uhh, yeah...

RUN.

Tohru > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 16:00

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She likes you, so clearly you should...

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Wait, she's only 14?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 16:03

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2pac lives!!!!,!

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 16:25

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What in the actual fuck?!

Kids these days indeed!

Manuél Ferrari > EL_ULY 10/12/2014 at 16:26

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this happens to you all the time?

I guess teenage girls just can't resist Cookie Monster!

Manuél Ferrari > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 10/12/2014 at 16:27

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this is scary though because what if she gets mad at being rejected and then lies to people?

I think I would just leave

MultiplaOrgasms > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 16:38

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A man is never too old for some fresh pussy, just sayin'.

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But seriously, young chicks love older dudes, same shit happens all the time in my circles. Had a similar story going on a while ago, and I'm only 16. Yeah, go figure. I guess I don't need to tell you what to do now.

No Prius Needed > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 16:58

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Start drawing pentagrams on the walls. Might help.

No Prius Needed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 16:59

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Could be Rolland in disguise.

EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 17:55

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Lol ew www. No I meant even when I was like 10 or 12 at birthday parties and other things kids and especially littles girls would be all giggles towards me. Also, when I'd be at some friends house hanging out drinking beer, little kids would always come up to me and showed me their toys or want to play like little kid games. . Such an odd feeling like the one you had today.

Girls my age on the other had loath me lol. Being a married man though, I don't care much for getting the ladies anymore

EL_ULY > Manuél Ferrari 10/12/2014 at 17:57

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ewww lol dork

Klaus Schmoll > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 18:29

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Tell your GF about it, and tell her that it makes you uncomfortable and that you want to leave. AND THEN GTFO! Nothing good to come out of it.

PushToStart > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 20:04

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I was about to type WTF, but this deserves a flat out

What

The

Fuck.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Manuél Ferrari 10/12/2014 at 20:20

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That's why you tell your GF first.

thebigbossyboss > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 20:20

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Don't let this go. YOU"RE the adult here. You're the one facing jail should things get out of hand. Tell her in the sternest voice you can muster, that she should stop such behaviour immediately. You have to lay these rules down clearly, since you're the adult.

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 20:21

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He is the person of authority. He's 28. He needs to take responsibilty and sternly tell her to stop the shenanigans.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 10/12/2014 at 20:22

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Yes he is a person of authority and he should do that, but he has no Parental authority over her. He also needs to tell her parent, her guardian or the person that brought her there.

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 20:30

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Although he should do this, there is a certain danger in this approach.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 10/12/2014 at 20:36

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How so?

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 20:38

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The parents may blame him for this.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 10/12/2014 at 20:40

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They may, but they would be idiots for doing so

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 20:42

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They would be, but just because something is stupid, doesn't preclude it from happening. If I was him, I would give the girl a strict talking to, and avoid her in the future.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 10/12/2014 at 20:45

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He could have his girlfriend talk to her parents

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 20:45

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That might be the wisest choice.

Manuél Ferrari > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 10/12/2014 at 22:52

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True. The whole thing is just so freaky! I can't be what she said ...

Frank Grimes > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/12/2014 at 23:40

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If you posted a photo of yourself it would be easier to figure out what is wrong with her.